"Drives Like A Dream"

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/21/2019 at 19:48 • Filed to: None

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I’ve been thinking about the saying “Drives Like A Dream”.

I was wondering... What do dreams actually drive like?

For me, I imagine it being something like a hovercraft:

What do you think a dream drives like?


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
03/21/2019 at 19:56

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
03/21/2019 at 20:09

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Depends. Are we talking rainbows and unicorn dream, or Nibby-esque nightmare?

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03/21/2019 at 20:17

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I'll say a 1980s America luxo-barge. They float down the highway, and you hardly feel a thing. Steering is vague, and you don't have a great sense of speed or direction.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
03/21/2019 at 20:32

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With a lack of steering control, driving a hovercraft in traffic would be more of a nightmare. 


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > TheRealBicycleBuck
03/21/2019 at 20:55

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Exactly.  And nightmares are a type of dream.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Chariotoflove
03/21/2019 at 20:58

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How about a dream like this:

https://cigarlounge.kinja.com/so-i-had-a-dream-1831745704


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
03/21/2019 at 21:22

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Ive honestly only had like maybe one super vivid dream in the past 10 years, and it didn't involve driving. It was really awesome though, I remember being really disappointed at waking up.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
03/21/2019 at 23:12

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Eh, no thanks. I get pounded enough im  the real world.


Kinja'd!!! Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > BaconSandwich is tasty.
03/22/2019 at 12:55

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Much like a hovercraft.